I've worked in this office for like, several years. I helped in setting up the office when we moved in, connecting the networking and stuff. I've even been working here longer than everyone else (other than the owners of the company).

Despite all this, I never took notice of a particular oddity.

In the corner of the bathroom, there's a copper pipe that comes down from the ceiling and goes straight down to the floor. I've noticed this, it's no surprise. It doesn't lead anywhere -- it just ends as an open pipe, about 20cm from the floor.

Something I had never noticed before is the writing on the pipe. It says "WOLVERINE" on it. Several times.


What could this mean??? The first thing I thought was that the pipe itself was a wolverine. But that couldn't be; it was clearly made of copper and not mauling me -- both signs that this COULD NOT, in fact, be a true wolverine.

Then, a chilling thought spent chills down my spine. As I said before, this pipe comes out of the ceiling and then ends open-endedly. It's some kind of inlet. A... wolverine inlet? Could such a thing exist? Does this even make sense? I've never seen wolverines escape, but I hear they're very patient (not really), so maybe they're simply biding their time... waiting for the right moment to attack!! We could all be doomed, and I am the first one to take notice of such a threat?!

So then I washed my hands and walked away.